"No matter the outcome of tonight’s debate, sources agreed that the most talented sociopath will likely be elected in November and, depending on what kind of support he might receive from like-minded sociopaths in Congress, will then spend the next four years satisfying his malformed brain’s ceaseless thirst for power and glory."

http://www.theonion.com/articles/nation-tunes-in-to-see-which-sociopath-more-likabl,29946/