Barack Obama (paraphrased)

"Let me be clear: thanks to some clever accounting tricks and, uhh, the redefinition of otherwise clearly defined words, I now only murder small, acceptable numbers of 'innocent civilians' with drones."

http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2012/05/under-obama-men-killed-by-drones-are-presumed-to-be-terrorists/257749/

"...oh, and, uhhh, folks...," the Nobel Peace Prize winning & drone-loving president continued, "Make no mistake: we are winning the War on Terror. One bombed-out, grief-stricken, newly radicalized-against-America village at a time."

http://www.businessinsider.com/obamas-covert-drone-war-in-yemen-prompting-more-terror-2012-5