Barack Obama (paraphrased)

"Let me be clear: thanks to some clever accounting tricks and, uhh, the redefinition of otherwise clearly defined words, I now only murder small, acceptable numbers of 'innocent civilians' with drones."

http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2012/05/under-obama-men-killed-by-drones-are-presumed-to-be-terrorists/257749/

"...oh, and, uhhh, folks...," the Nobel Peace Prize winning & drone-loving president continued, "Make no mistake: we are winning the War on Terror. One bombed-out, grief-stricken, newly radicalized-against-America village at a time."

http://www.businessinsider.com/obamas-covert-drone-war-in-yemen-prompting-more-terror-2012-5

Jack White on economics

I'm looking forward to Jack White's upcoming tune "Price Mechanism Blues".

http://www.forbes.com/sites/modeledbehavior/2012/05/25/what-jack-white-can-teach-us-about-economics/

Finally

An honest campaign slogan.

Do as I say, not as I do

Barack Obama continues to destroy the lives of people who commit the victimless crime of choosing to put a non-government-approved substance into their own body; the same crime that he proudly admits in an effort to appear hip and cool. What a guy.

War & Socialism

Before Obamacare, before Medicare, before Social Security, there was...

WAR, the ultimate socialist program.

Man vs. State

As the old proverb goes:
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day.
Steal a percentage of fish every day from a man's productive labor, and you'll enslave him for a lifetime.

Government magic

Undoubtedly, countless lives have been saved by the TSA's magical bomb-defusing trash cans.

Government Marriage

I think the most degrading thing to the institution of marriage is that government, of all things, claims some moral authority to determine what it is or isn't, and requires individuals to grovel for permission to enter into it. Protect the sanctity of marriage: get government out of it altogether!

"Free market" Mitt does his best Krugman impression

"'Taking a trillion dollars out of a $15 trillion economy would cause our economy to shrink [and] would put a lot of people out of work,' said Paul Krugman in the New York Times. Oh wait, that wasn't Krugman. It was Mitt Romney." - Thomas E. Woods Jr.

http://www.washingtontimes.com/blog/inside-politics/2012/may/7/romney-rejects-ron-paul-style-austerity/